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Optimus Prime's [ro]bussy must be shallow as hell for that to feel good...

For the record I’m picturing his rectum to be the size of a rec room and poor little R2D2 is just zooming back and forth across the length of the floor like a glitched roomba trying to generate friction equivalent to the sensation of a thrust.


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... and Nurse Feratu will take a blood sample!

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HANG ON is the One Ring on Gollum's penis now?

At Gollum’s age, you start to need a little help maintaining erections.

My recip is like, “All I want is for Gollum to win! Maybe instead of falling into Mount Doom after stealing the One Ring back, he shoves Frodo to his knees and forces him to suck his little invisible Gollum cock while gloating about how it’s Frodo’s turn to serve the master of the Precious.”

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"[Captain Sir Mansfield] Cumming was so pleased to discover that semen made a good invisible ink that his agents adopted the motto: 'Every man his own stylo'."

Captain Cumming, eh?

Nominative determinism strikes again!


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Because I was going to have that chant / cheer stuck in my head all post anyway, so you can all suffer with me.

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Happy Wednesday!

I'm taking search offline sometime today to upgrade the server to a new instance type. It should be down for a day or so -- sorry for the inconvenience. If you're curious, the existing search machine is over 10 years old and was starting to accumulate a decade of cruft...!

Also, apparently these older machines cost more than twice what the newer ones cost, on top of being slower. Trying to save a bit of maintenance and cost, and hopefully a Wednesday is okay!

Edited: The other cool thing is that this also means that the search index will be effectively realtime afterwards... no more waiting a few minutes for the indexer to catch new content.

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Yes, Virginia, you can make buttcheeks clap.

[The LOTR illustrations by Frank Frazetta, a man who truly, from the bottom of his heart, hated pants.

Mordor needs no pants!
]

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... as that will cause stress and prey fear responses.

It's actually common misinformation that polar explorers need freezing temperatures to thrive. Yes, they adapted to the Arctic with their thick coats, but their ancestors came from much milder climates.

I just keep mine in a room with dark wooden paneling and lots of portraits of dead old white guys, and they seem to be doing fine.

... But that's how you get an unexpected clutch of cabin boys.


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